doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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