awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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