We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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