Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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