Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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