why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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