He asked to "fluff my boner.."
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
