i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
