seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
soo... how was my night?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize