Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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