We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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