I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
This beer is not sobering me up at all
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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