ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
time to smoke my breakfast
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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