why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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