I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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