Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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