The maid of honor just puked.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
