Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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