Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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