Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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