just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
her facebook's as public as her vagina
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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