Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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