im gay
i know
yea but for you.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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