She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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