Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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