Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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