After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
this is an emotional support booty call
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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