are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
