I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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