I just made out with a guy for $7.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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