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is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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