Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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