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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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