so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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