hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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