I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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