Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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