we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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