I got chris browned last night
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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