You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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