no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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