Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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