as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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