I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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