I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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