I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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You made out with two different species that night
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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