Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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