But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
if i can run in heels then i can drive
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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