Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Randomize
