Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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