found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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