Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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