Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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