Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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