yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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