I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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