Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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